Broads at the gym

I feel like this may be an on going topic but I have to rant about the gym...

I, like many people, made several New Year's Resolutions... one of them being to not treat my body like a trash can.  This includes eating healthy, cutting back on Red Bull (acid in a can) and above all visiting the gym on a regular basis.  I feel it is important to mention New Year's Resolution because the gym is packed all the time right now because it is so close to the New Year that people are still actually following their resolutions.

With that being said, when I arrived at the gym today I most certainly was filled with glee to discover multiple open treadmills.  There were at LEAST thirty open.  That means I did not have to run next to someone today.  Or so I thought... 15 minutes into my thirty minute run this broad jumps on the treadmill next to me (seriously, if she would have chosen ANY other treadmill she would have not been next to anyone) and slams her stuff down.  I would have gotten over it if she didn't smell like she bathed in freaking patchouli oil.  I hate patchouli, I believe that it smells worse than stale beer on a hangover, but each to their own.  But seriously, why do you have to wear so damn much of it?  So for the last fifteen minutes of my run I battled my stomach to not vom all over her.

In addition to being a smelly broad, this lady was also a nosy one.  I hate those people who think it is their business to take a peak at how fast or far you went... When I went to get a towel to clean my machine she was STAR-ING at my workout stats.  Yep... I went 3 miles in 30 minutes... nope it's not fast... also you are WALKING so it makes it none of your business.

So to all you nosy broads keep your eyes on your own treadmill... until then will someone please sever my olfactory nerve so I don't notice the stench of Patchouli radiating off you?  Thanks.